{"id":152,"date":"2013-12-19T22:40:13","date_gmt":"2013-12-19T22:40:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dychame.sk\/?p=152"},"modified":"2014-01-06T22:50:12","modified_gmt":"2014-01-06T22:50:12","slug":"cestovanie-nie-je-nuda-alebo-15-neuveritelnych-otazok-pri-predaji-dovoleniek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dychame.sk\/?p=152","title":{"rendered":"Cestovanie nie je nuda alebo 15 neuverite\u013en\u00fdch ot\u00e1zok pri predaji dovoleniek"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Na dovolenku vyr\u00e1\u017eame za odpo\u010dinkom a pre z\u00edskanie neuverite\u013en\u00fdch z\u00e1\u017eitkov. Tie ale za\u017e\u00edvaj\u00fa aj samotn\u00ed predajcovia z\u00e1jazdov. V obdob\u00ed Vianoc sme pripravili 15 humorn\u00fdch ot\u00e1zok klientov cestovnej agent\u00fary Invia, ktor\u00e9 v\u00e1s zaru\u010dene pobavia.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>1<\/strong>. Dobr\u00fd de\u0148, m\u00f4\u017eete mi, pros\u00edm, poveda\u0165, ko\u013eko plechoviek piva si m\u00f4\u017eem so sebou vzia\u0165 do pr\u00edru\u010dnej bato\u017einy na palubu?<\/p>\n<p><strong>2.<\/strong> Pros\u00edm o potvrdenie, \u010di platia tieto term\u00edny odletov: 11. septembra a sp\u00e4\u0165 v piatok 13. M\u00f4\u017eete mi, pros\u00edm, pre istotu zariadi\u0165 miesta v lietadle priamo pri v\u00fdchode, keby nie\u010do!<\/p>\n<p><strong>3.<\/strong> Pros\u00edm o rezerv\u00e1ciu pobytu v Par\u00ed\u017ei. Po\u0161lite mi ponuky z\u00e1jazdov, ide\u00e1lne s ubytovan\u00edm v hoteli Sacr\u00e9 Coeur. Na poh\u013ead ma zaujal.<\/p>\n<p><strong>4.<\/strong> Dobr\u00fd de\u0148, pros\u00edm, m\u00f4\u017eete n\u00e1m zaisti\u0165 odlet z ktor\u00e9hoko\u013evek in\u00e9ho mesta v Tren\u010dianskom kraji?<\/p>\n<p><strong>5.<\/strong> Pros\u00edm, m\u00f4\u017eete n\u00e1m posla\u0165 e-mail s pokynmi k odletu znovu. Man\u017eelka toti\u017e bola minul\u00fd t\u00fd\u017ede\u0148 v zahrani\u010d\u00ed, preto jej e-mail nemohol pr\u00eds\u0165.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Hal\u00f3, tu Invia alebo ne\u010dakan\u00e9 telefonick\u00e9 po\u017eiadavky<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>6.<\/strong> M\u00f4\u017eete mi, pros\u00edm, pom\u00f4c\u0165 n\u00e1js\u0165 spoj do Osla? Vol\u00e1m, preto\u017ee nem\u00e1m e-mail a ani ho neviem pou\u017e\u00edva\u0165. Z\u00e1rove\u0148 si nem\u00f4\u017eem letenku rezervova\u0165 online, preto\u017ee sa boj\u00edm, aby som nie\u010do nepoplietla. E\u0161te s\u00edce nepozn\u00e1m term\u00edn, ale potrebujem letie\u0165 priamo. Boj\u00edm sa toti\u017e letie\u0165 s prestupom, preto\u017ee sa nedohovor\u00edm. Samozrejme nechcem letie\u0165 z Viedne, preto\u017ee neviem, ako by som sa tam dostala. Chcem teda lety len z Bratislavy, preto\u017ee tam sn\u00e1\u010f traf\u00edm. (Telefonick\u00e1 ot\u00e1zka, p\u00fdtaj\u00faca sa bola ro\u010dn\u00edk 1984).<\/p>\n<p><strong>7.<\/strong> <em>Klient:<\/em> Dobr\u00fd de\u0148, ja som v\u010dera omylom nespr\u00e1vne nahl\u00e1sil meno sestry. Ona sa toti\u017e vydala a u\u017e sa nevol\u00e1 Bal\u00e1\u017eov\u00e1, ale Kov\u00e1\u010dov\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><em>Oper\u00e1tor:<\/em> Men\u00e1 bez probl\u00e9mov zmen\u00edme. M\u00e1 va\u0161a sestra e\u0161te ob\u010diansky na rodn\u00e9 priezvisko? Bude na\u0148 m\u00f4c\u0165 letie\u0165?<\/p>\n<p><em>Klient:<\/em> Nem\u00e1, ona sa vyd\u00e1vala pred dvadsiatimi piatimi rokmi.<\/p>\n<p><strong>8.<\/strong> <em>Klient:<\/em> Dobr\u00fd de\u0148, radi by sme vyu\u017eili z\u013eavu na die\u0165a. Zlo\u017eenie os\u00f4b bude 2 dospel\u00ed a 1 die\u0165a.<\/p>\n<p><em>Oper\u00e1tor:<\/em> Samozrejme, a ako star\u00e9 je va\u0161e die\u0165a?<\/p>\n<p><em>Klient:<\/em> M\u00e1 24 rokov.<\/p>\n<p><strong>9.<\/strong> <em>Klient:<\/em> Dobr\u00fd de\u0148, m\u00f4\u017eete mi, pros\u00edm, e-mailom posla\u0165 ponuku pobytov pri mori. Podmienkou je ubytovanie priamo na pl\u00e1\u017ei s all inclusive a izbe s v\u00fdh\u013eadom na Eiffelovu ve\u017eu.<\/p>\n<p><em>Oper\u00e1tor:<\/em> Ve\u013emi radi v\u00e1m po\u0161leme ponuku all inclusive z\u00e1jazdov v hoteloch priamo na pl\u00e1\u017ei. Bohu\u017eia\u013e, v\u00fdh\u013ead na Eiffelovu ve\u017eu nie je mo\u017en\u00e9 zaisti\u0165, preto\u017ee sa nach\u00e1dza dvesto kilometrov od najbli\u017e\u0161ieho pobre\u017eia.<\/p>\n<p><em>Klient:<\/em> V tom pr\u00edpade sa obr\u00e1tim na konkuren\u010dn\u00fa cestovn\u00fa kancel\u00e1riu. Ver\u00edm, \u017ee mojej po\u017eiadavke vyhovej\u00fa. Zn\u00e1ma bola takto ubytovan\u00e1 v minulom roku a bola ve\u013emi spokojn\u00e1.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Dovolenka s man\u017eelkou len na vlastn\u00e9 riziko<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>10.<\/strong> Dobr\u00fd de\u0148, r\u00e1d by som objednal pobyt v Thajsku pre dve osoby, pre man\u017eelku rezervujte, pros\u00edm, len jednosmern\u00fa letenku. \u010eakujem!<\/p>\n<p><strong>11.<\/strong> O letenky v prvej triede nem\u00e1me z\u00e1ujem. Vzh\u013eadom k tomu, \u017ee je rozdiel v cene asi 600 eur, tak tam bud\u00fa letu\u0161ky asi hore bez. A to by man\u017eelka nezniesla.<\/p>\n<p><strong>12.<\/strong> Reakcia v dotazn\u00edku spokojnosti s dovolenkou: \u201eV\u0161etko bolo OK, kazila to len skuto\u010dnos\u0165, \u017ee som tam bol s man\u017eelkou!\u201c Reklam\u00e1cia? Jedine s p\u00e1dnym d\u00f4kazom!<\/p>\n<p><strong>13.<\/strong> S \u010distotou v hoteli sme neboli spokojn\u00ed. M\u00e1me k dispoz\u00edcii \u0161v\u00e1ba, ktor\u00e9ho sme chytili do krabi\u010dky od z\u00e1paliek. M\u00f4\u017eeme ho prinies\u0165 do pobo\u010dky ako d\u00f4kaz.<\/p>\n<p><strong>14.<\/strong> Hotel st\u00e1l priamo pri hlavnej ceste a kv\u00f4li hluku z \u00e1ut nebolo mo\u017en\u00e9 zaspa\u0165. Ako doklad vysokej dopravnej prev\u00e1dzky priklad\u00e1m \u0161tatistiku prejazdov automobilov. V \u010dasovom rozmedz\u00ed 5 hod\u00edn (od 12:00 do 5:00) pre\u0161lo okolo hotela 433 automobilov.<\/p>\n<p><strong>15.<\/strong> Po\u017eadujem n\u00e1hradu za ukradnut\u00e9 okuliare. Ako d\u00f4kaz kr\u00e1de\u017ee zasielam svoje fotografie z pobytu. Na prvej fotografii som e\u0161te s okuliarmi, na druhej fotke mi u\u017e ch\u00fdbaj\u00fa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Na dovolenku vyr\u00e1\u017eame za odpo\u010dinkom a pre z\u00edskanie neuverite\u013en\u00fdch z\u00e1\u017eitkov. Tie ale za\u017e\u00edvaj\u00fa aj samotn\u00ed predajcovia z\u00e1jazdov. V obdob\u00ed Vianoc sme pripravili 15 humorn\u00fdch ot\u00e1zok klientov cestovnej agent\u00fary Invia, ktor\u00e9 v\u00e1s zaru\u010dene pobavia. 1. Dobr\u00fd de\u0148, m\u00f4\u017eete mi, pros\u00edm, poveda\u0165, ko\u013eko plechoviek piva si m\u00f4\u017eem so sebou vzia\u0165 do pr\u00edru\u010dnej bato\u017einy na palubu? 2. 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